bubblequeralt:

“My baby”

I said, watching a picture of someone older than my father.

nonbinarysapphic:

happy april fools​! i hope every straight who comes out as a joke drops dead

penis-hilton:

hiltonworld:

Paris Hilton just changed science forever

she truly did do all of that

smarcel:

lil-miss-disaster:

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

☝☝☝true

How I feel

joshhollowayfans:

the james sawyer ford porn pack [insp]

sweetapplestrider:

markruffalwhoa:

lyinginbedmon:

marblespiders:

egobuzz:

egobuzz:

when in doubt just ask a dog 

someone send “BOOF!” to your crush/significant other and share the results with the rest of the class please 

better response than expected!

IS THIS WHY YOU SENT ME THAT MESSAGE?!

paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

my counter:

piccolo trombone 

spankjonze:

i’d rather die than read anything longer than like two paragraphs on this site

kaylasroses:

This is Tumblr in a nut shell

benjaminlinus:

it only ends once.

oujiero:

why double dipping isnt actually a problem:

• if i want some more dip im getting some and u aint gonna be a lil bitch about it

tommyhowells:

_{Boys of The Outsiders}

tsunderegod:

himatzu:

they both ugly whats the difference 

The one on the left will not stop talking about how good acid is while the one on the right judges you for not being vegan and smells exclusively of cigarette ash